lies

The top 3 lies that guys consistently tell and gals still, fall into:

3rd:

Gal: R u listening?
Guy: Yes of coz, im owex listenin to u.


2nd:

Gal: m i fat?
Guy: No dear, u look just nice.





and....





1st:

Gal: r u lying to me?
Guy: No sweetheart, i'll never lie to u. Im owex honest with u.